So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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