Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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