Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Randomize
