And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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