spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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