it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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