no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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