why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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