Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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