I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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