shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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