Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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