Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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