Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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