need another drink. this is the easiest way
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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