Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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