i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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