You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize