found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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