Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
