Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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