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• (917): View more from New York City

  your butthole totally puckers for the ginge

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"

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  I think you were raised by the wrong sister

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You told your family you're bi over the phone?!

  (240): View more from Maryland

  We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.

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