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  (410): View more from Maryland

  Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!

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  (410): Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!! http://tfl.nu/gjd6
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  (315): View more from New York

  My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...

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  (315): My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships... http://tfl.nu/1r9u
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  (318): View more from Louisiana

  I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.

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  (318): I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck. http://tfl.nu/uef5
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  (269): View more from Michigan

  If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you

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  (269): If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you http://tfl.nu/cez4
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.

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  (404): Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out. http://tfl.nu/ejyb
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this

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  (480): Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this http://tfl.nu/d987
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  (407): View more from Florida

  Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.

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  (407): Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out. http://tfl.nu/ykxn
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  (619): View more from California

  No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist

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  (619): No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist http://tfl.nu/96uk
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration

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  (610): You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration http://tfl.nu/k4dg
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  He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER

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  (477): He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER http://tfl.nu/0g26
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.

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  (970): I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more. http://tfl.nu/g8n9
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  (518): View more from New York

  Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.

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  (518): Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys. http://tfl.nu/ykpm
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  (850): View more from Florida

  You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem

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  (850): You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem http://tfl.nu/nosq
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  (812): View more from Indiana

  He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.

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  (812): He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out. http://tfl.nu/a5km
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave

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  (204): Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave http://tfl.nu/3m6z
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