I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.