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• (443): View more from Maryland

  they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi

  (425): View more from Washington

  hahaha how?

  (954): View more from Florida

  its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery

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• (762): View more from Georgia

  Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!

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• (209): View more from California

  I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.

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