stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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