Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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a dui fine is around 1300 for first offense. You wanna pay mine? I'll fuck you!
i have actually had this exact convo before by texting...almost makes me think the girl posted it here it is my area code
wow, (613) is DESPERATE!
first of all he/she is a pussy to not go to the bootycall because obviously he/she isnt all that drunk if they have correct grammer and know what time it is.
Choices choices good man I think I would have had to use my friend pass and get a ride
Texas... $10,000? Wow, good thing Billy Gillespie got paid well... Working on his next DUI
I did it at 4 am once....still got the DUI....still got the booty too though! I just had to wait until the next night....
Can't say when I'm tipsy and not too drunk I've never driven to go for a booty call at 2 am
umm i def didnt go.. the guy was lame
Why not just get them to pay for the cab instead? Cheaper than a DUI fine and you still get laid.
Really? Only $1300 for a DUI? I live in Texas and a first time offense is $10,000 at least. Many times, depending on your lawyer and judge, they'll also put a breathalyzer in your car (which you also have to pay for) the first time you're caught.
Conclusion: Texas sucks.
damn... the sad part is this reminded me of me and my boyfriend. fml
4:13 - you can't make me your bitch with that button dick of yours. C'mon now!!!
I give you an A for effort though =D
2:49...wish i was but why are you asking?
2:28, are you currently drunk?
That sounds like a previous situation Ive been in
Obviously 2:49 he/she thought what you said was stupid.
This just screams Ottawa Valley
except everyone drives drunk in the ottawa valley
A 230am booty call is a booty call. Period.
My cock is much bigger than yoursssss
Dude u shoulda taken a cab and have her pay for it...
Lame. I would've had my ass over there at the speed of light. She must have some bad pussy. Because pussy (good that is) is worth it.
He or she must be a really good fuck in order to pay over 1000 bucks
i bet OP is gonna feel like a total loser when they read their texts the next morning
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The likelihood of chancing a DUI is directly proportional to how good the person is in bed. She is obviously fair at best.