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  • a dui fine is around 1300 for first offense. You wanna pay mine? I'll fuck you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:27pm
  • i have actually had this exact convo before by texting...almost makes me think the girl posted it here it is my area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:38pm
  • wow, (613) is DESPERATE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:09pm
  • first of all he/she is a pussy to not go to the bootycall because obviously he/she isnt all that drunk if they have correct grammer and know what time it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • umm i def didnt go.. the guy was lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:02am
  • Choices choices good man I think I would have had to use my friend pass and get a ride

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Can't say when I'm tipsy and not too drunk I've never driven to go for a booty call at 2 am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:01pm
  • I did it at 4 am once....still got the DUI....still got the booty too though! I just had to wait until the next night....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:11am
  • 4:13 - you can't make me your bitch with that button dick of yours. C'mon now!!! I give you an A for effort though =D Kisses <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Texas... $10,000? Wow, good thing Billy Gillespie got paid well... Working on his next DUI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Why not just get them to pay for the cab instead? Cheaper than a DUI fine and you still get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:32pm
  • 2:49...wish i was but why are you asking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Really? Only $1300 for a DUI? I live in Texas and a first time offense is $10,000 at least. Many times, depending on your lawyer and judge, they'll also put a breathalyzer in your car (which you also have to pay for) the first time you're caught. Conclusion: Texas sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:13pm
  • 2:28, are you currently drunk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:49pm
  • damn... the sad part is this reminded me of me and my boyfriend. fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:09pm
  • That sounds like a previous situation Ive been in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Obviously 2:49 he/she thought what you said was stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:22pm
  • A 230am booty call is a booty call. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:21pm
  • This just screams Ottawa Valley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:16pm
  • My cock is much bigger than yoursssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Dude u shoulda taken a cab and have her pay for it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:25am
  • Lame. I would've had my ass over there at the speed of light. She must have some bad pussy. Because pussy (good that is) is worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:59am
  • He or she must be a really good fuck in order to pay over 1000 bucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:15pm
  • i bet OP is gonna feel like a total loser when they read their texts the next morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:14pm
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:13pm
  • The likelihood of chancing a DUI is directly proportional to how good the person is in bed. She is obviously fair at best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:36am
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