Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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a dui fine is around 1300 for first offense. You wanna pay mine? I'll fuck you!
i have actually had this exact convo before by texting...almost makes me think the girl posted it here it is my area code
wow, (613) is DESPERATE!
first of all he/she is a pussy to not go to the bootycall because obviously he/she isnt all that drunk if they have correct grammer and know what time it is.
Can't say when I'm tipsy and not too drunk I've never driven to go for a booty call at 2 am
umm i def didnt go.. the guy was lame
Choices choices good man I think I would have had to use my friend pass and get a ride
I did it at 4 am once....still got the DUI....still got the booty too though! I just had to wait until the next night....
4:13 - you can't make me your bitch with that button dick of yours. C'mon now!!!
I give you an A for effort though =D
Texas... $10,000? Wow, good thing Billy Gillespie got paid well... Working on his next DUI
Why not just get them to pay for the cab instead? Cheaper than a DUI fine and you still get laid.
2:49...wish i was but why are you asking?
Really? Only $1300 for a DUI? I live in Texas and a first time offense is $10,000 at least. Many times, depending on your lawyer and judge, they'll also put a breathalyzer in your car (which you also have to pay for) the first time you're caught.
Conclusion: Texas sucks.
2:28, are you currently drunk?
damn... the sad part is this reminded me of me and my boyfriend. fml
Obviously 2:49 he/she thought what you said was stupid.
That sounds like a previous situation Ive been in
A 230am booty call is a booty call. Period.
This just screams Ottawa Valley
except everyone drives drunk in the ottawa valley
My cock is much bigger than yoursssss
Dude u shoulda taken a cab and have her pay for it...
Lame. I would've had my ass over there at the speed of light. She must have some bad pussy. Because pussy (good that is) is worth it.
He or she must be a really good fuck in order to pay over 1000 bucks
i bet OP is gonna feel like a total loser when they read their texts the next morning
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The likelihood of chancing a DUI is directly proportional to how good the person is in bed. She is obviously fair at best.