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  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:27pm

    a dui fine is around 1300 for first offense. You wanna pay mine? I'll fuck you!

  • 48 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:14pm

    2:49...wish i was but why are you asking?

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:09pm

    wow, (613) is DESPERATE!

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:11am

    I did it at 4 am once....still got the DUI....still got the booty too though! I just had to wait until the next night....

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:42pm

    My cock is much bigger than yoursssss

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:32pm

    Why not just get them to pay for the cab instead? Cheaper than a DUI fine and you still get laid.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:19pm

    Texas... $10,000? Wow, good thing Billy Gillespie got paid well... Working on his next DUI

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    Can't say when I'm tipsy and not too drunk I've never driven to go for a booty call at 2 am

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:22pm

    Obviously 2:49 he/she thought what you said was stupid.

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:22pm

    That sounds like a previous situation Ive been in

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:13pm

    Really? Only $1300 for a DUI? I live in Texas and a first time offense is $10,000 at least. Many times, depending on your lawyer and judge, they'll also put a breathalyzer in your car (which you also have to pay for) the first time you're caught. Conclusion: Texas sucks.

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:02pm

    Choices choices good man I think I would have had to use my friend pass and get a ride

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:28pm

    first of all he/she is a pussy to not go to the bootycall because obviously he/she isnt all that drunk if they have correct grammer and know what time it is.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:25am

    Dude u shoulda taken a cab and have her pay for it...

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:16pm

    This just screams Ottawa Valley

    • 34 41
      Submitted by ottawa613 on Jan 12, 10 at 3:04pm

      except everyone drives drunk in the ottawa valley

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:05pm

    4:13 - you can't make me your bitch with that button dick of yours. C'mon now!!! I give you an A for effort though =D Kisses <3

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:59am

    Lame. I would've had my ass over there at the speed of light. She must have some bad pussy. Because pussy (good that is) is worth it.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:49pm

    2:28, are you currently drunk?

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:09pm

    damn... the sad part is this reminded me of me and my boyfriend. fml

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:02am

    umm i def didnt go.. the guy was lame

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:21pm

    A 230am booty call is a booty call. Period.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:15pm

    He or she must be a really good fuck in order to pay over 1000 bucks

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:38pm

    i have actually had this exact convo before by texting...almost makes me think the girl posted it here it is my area code

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:36am

    The likelihood of chancing a DUI is directly proportional to how good the person is in bed. She is obviously fair at best.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:14pm

    i bet OP is gonna feel like a total loser when they read their texts the next morning

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:13pm

    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me