About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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