Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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