i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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