you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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