Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i think my cat just said my name.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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