I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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