So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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