seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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