I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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