It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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