So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
soo... how was my night?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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