he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Farmville is her only friend.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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