Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Is it penis luge time yet?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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