I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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