I wish I could punch you in the face.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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