I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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