GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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