He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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