think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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