Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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