Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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