rhymes with "ouble enetration"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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