I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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