So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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