Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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