She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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