They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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