Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
