Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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