did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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