Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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