what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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